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The Tractor Hay Hook Ritual

Don Krumpos

Event Date: 1980–1985 Drafted: 2025-11-23

After the hay wagon was filled — whether from the field rake, the ditch cuttings, or the tumbledown sides of the haymow — the final ritual began: unloading.

Dad would back the tractor into the big barn, the engine echoing off the beams. The hay hook system was old, older than my parents, maybe older than the barn itself — a pulley system with a giant iron claw that looked like something out of a medieval torture chamber.

The process was loud, dangerous, mesmerizing: 1. The tines of the hay hook would drop with a heavy clank. 2. Dad or an uncle would plunge it deep into the mound of hay. 3. Someone outside would drive forward slowly, pulling the hay upward as the hook climbed toward the rafters. 4. The entire load would travel along a track and then drop into the haymow with a booming rustle.

Us kids were forbidden from standing too close — which meant, of course, that we watched with wide-eyed devotion from the safest “unsafe distance” we could get away with. The hay would fall like a golden avalanche, filling the mow with dust motes that swirled in the slanted light.

Dori barked every single time it dropped, as if she could frighten the hay into behaving. The echo, the dust, the smell — it felt like witnessing an ancient seasonal ceremony.

And afterward? We got to stomp it down. Bare feet. Scratched shins. Laughter. The thump of landing in warm hay that smelled like summer sun.

These rituals were work for the adults — exhausting, serious, necessary. But for us, they were myth. Gold-tinted rites of passage that shaped the texture of our childhood.

Wild Krumpos

Betty Krumpos’s journals, 1979–1990, and the stories around them